|Thousands of angry Democrats are posting
evidence on the Internet that John Kerry won the 2004 presidential election,
and that the Republicans altered the votes. These Democrats show that if
the votes had been counted correctly, John Kerry would be the next US president.
Unfortunately, accurately counting the votes would not necessarily give
the presidency to John Kerry. The reason is that if we were to accurately
count the votes in the Iowa caucus we might find that Howard Dean
beat John Kerry by an enormous margin.
All of the polls prior to the Iowa caucus showed Howard Dean far ahead
of all other Democratic candidates. When John Kerry beat Howard Dean, the
Democrats assumed that most of Dean supporters decided to switch to Kerry
at the last moment, and for reasons nobody has been able to explain.
However, Kerry may have won because some group cheated. In which case,
he cannot complain that Bush cheated him in the presidential election.
The absurdity of this situation might become more apparent if the Three
Stooges and Laurel and Hardy were to join forces to to produce a spoof
on this. So, HugeQuestions.com presents for your entertainment:
The Three Stooges
Laurel and Hardy
Voting; American Style
Imagine the Three Stooges walking into the voting booths at the Iowa
caucus. They are the only people who show up to vote. All three of them
vote for Howard Dean.
After their three votes are counted they are told that they just elected
Mickey Mouse to be the Democratic candidate for president.