I gotta reptile woman tryin'a make it with me now,
But no matter what I say, she just won't let me be now.
She calls me every day on the telephone,
I tell her ev'ry time, why dontchya leave me alone?
Reptile woman why dontchya let me be now?

I gotta reptile woman, tellin' me that she loves me,
But the reptile woman, she does nuthin' but bug me,
Well I think she's workin' for the CIA,
She wants to come to my place and see me today,
Reptile woman she wants to make it with me.

Chorus - REPTILE WOMAN (why dontchya let me be?)

I gotta reptile woman wants me to be her man now,
Yeh the reptile woman, I'm in her evil plans now,
She e-mailed her picture just the other day,
Offerin' to meet me for a li'l soiree, yeh,
Reptile woman, she wants to make it with me now.

They say that reptile women, they tend to follow fashion,
Yeh, reptile women confuse love with passion,
They got no soul, they're as cold as ice
If you let them catchya you will pay the price
Reptile women they just ain't got no soul now.